One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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  • early bird gets the score

    early bird gets the score

    original publish date: 7th August, 2010

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    transcript

    FTE #1: Measuring engagement by parking proximity is as accurate as a staff survey and costs us nothing to do.

    On-screen caption: Aerial view of premises, 9am Monday.

    FTE #2: I think I left my lights on.

    Caption: The disengaged don't arrive early.