One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

the restored and annotated archive — 831 comics

early bird gets the score

early bird gets the score

original publish date: 7th August, 2010

decades on …

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transcript

FTE #1: Measuring engagement by parking proximity is as accurate as a staff survey and costs us nothing to do.

On-screen caption: Aerial view of premises, 9am Monday.

FTE #2: I think I left my lights on.

Caption: The disengaged don't arrive early.