original publish date: 16th May, 2011
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FTE #2: Over the next hour, I'm going to share some obvious insights which I'll reinforce with weak anecdotes, I'll then finish with an awkward silence in lieu of anyone actually wanting to ask a question.
FTE #1: Well, that's set my expectations.
FTE #2: Is there time for a refund?
Caption: I don't want to fill in a feedback form. I want to rewrite your introduction for the next audience.