One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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  • 100 percent misleading

    100 percent misleading

    original publish date: 11th August, 2011

    decades on …

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    transcript

    FTE #1: Output did reduce by 30% in the first quarter but we increased it by 30% in the second quarter.

    FTE #2: So, output is down 9% from where we were 6 months ago

    FTE #1: I think it would be better if I wrote the exec summary.

    Caption: Anyone who tells you that numbers don't lie has never used them in a sentence.