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100 percent misleading

100 percent misleading

original publish date: 11th August, 2011

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FTE #1: Output did reduce by 30% in the first quarter but we increased it by 30% in the second quarter,

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FTE #1: OUTPOT DID REDUCE BY 30% IN THE FIRST QUARTER BUT WE INCREASED IT BY 30% IN THE SECOND QUARTER, $0, OUTPUT IS DOWN 9% FROM WHERE WE WERE 6 MONTHS AGO?

FTE #2: I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF | WROTE THE EXEC SUMMARY,

Caption: Anyone who tells you that numbers don’t lie has never used them in a sentence.

, output is down 9% from where we were 6 months ago?

FTE #2: I think it would be better if wrote the exec summary,

Caption: Anyone who tells you that numbers don't lie has never used them in a sentence.