One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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100 percent misleading

100 percent misleading

original publish date: 11th August, 2011

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transcript

FTE #1: Output did reduce by 30% in the first quarter but we increased it by 30% in the second quarter.

FTE #2: So, output is down 9% from where we were 6 months ago

FTE #1: I think it would be better if I wrote the exec summary.

Caption: Anyone who tells you that numbers don't lie has never used them in a sentence.