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  • defined by exception

    defined by exception

    original publish date: 11th December, 2010

    decades on …

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    transcript

    FTE #2: Before we start, by definition… A BANANA is a FRUIT- HERB, a PEANUT is anuflegume, A TOMATO IS A VEGETABLEFRUIT, and an AVOCADO is a FRUIT- BEAN

    FTE #3: … SO get over yourself.

    FTE #1: Hopefully, this will deter those hoping to derail this presentation by pointing out obscure exceptions to our standard definitions.

    FTE #3: Isn't a berry a fruit

    Caption: Exceptions don't kill definitions. People kill definitions.