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defined by exception

defined by exception

original publish date: 11th December, 2010

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transcript

FTE #1: Before we start, by definition…

FTE #2: A BANANA is a FRUIT HERB, a PEANUT is a NUF-LEGUME, a TOMATO is a VEGETABLE FRUIT, and an AVOCADO is a FRUIT BEAN… SO get over yourself.

FTE #1: Hopefully, this will deter those hoping to derail this presentation by pointing out obscure exceptions a to our standard definitions, isn't a berry a fruit?

Caption: Exceptions don't kill definitions. People kill definitions.