One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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  • generation human

    generation human

    original publish date: 24th August, 2010

    decades on …

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    transcript

    FTE #1: I've developed retention plans for each team member using generational needs research.

    FTE #2: You only have eight staff. Why didn't you dust ask each of them what they wanted?

    FTE #1: To be honest, I don't know them that well.

    Caption: Planning solely using demographics is like manufacturing only average sized shoes.