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  • do i look like the count from sesame street

    do i look like the count from sesame street

    do i look like the count from sesame street

    original publish date: 20th April, 2011

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    FTE #1: Hl, you're the analyst, right?

    FTE #2: Could you tell me how many timesheets are completed between 8am and roam daily?

    FTE #1: How 1s that going to help you solve your problem?

    FTE #2: I'm not sore, bot I think it would be helpful to know.

    FTE #1: Fine, ul leave it in the data-pile-of-hope folder when I'm done,

    Caption: Your problem is you keep asking for data when you should be asking for insight.