One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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do i look like the count from sesame street

do i look like the count from sesame street

original publish date: 20th April, 2011

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FTE #1: Hl, you're the analyst, right?

FTE #2: Could you tell me how many timesheets are completed between 8am and roam daily?

FTE #1: How 1s that going to help you solve your problem?

FTE #2: I'm not sore, bot I think it would be helpful to know.

FTE #1: Fine, ul leave it in the data-pile-of-hope folder when I'm done,

Caption: Your problem is you keep asking for data when you should be asking for insight.