One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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  • generation human

    generation human

    original publish date: 24th August, 2010

    decades on …

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    transcript

    FTE #1: We developed retention plans for each team member using generational needs research.

    FTE #2: You only have eight staff.

    FTE #1: Why didn't you dust ask each of them what they wanted?

    FTE #2: To be honest, I don't

    Caption: KNow THEM THAT WELL. Planning solely using demographics is like manufacturing only average sized shoes.