original publish date: 2nd September, 2010
decades on …
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transcript
FTE #1: Why's this resume in the ‘no’ pile* "you said you needed someone with a diploma in creative writing, he didn't have one," "he's published eight novels.
FTE #2: You didn't think that warranted an interview?
FTE #1: You didn't mention authors.
Caption: Think. It's all that's keeping Google from taking your job.