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  • i guarantee it

    i guarantee it

    original publish date: 26th August, 2011

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    FTE #1: Can you guarantee me that it will be done by Friday?

    FTE #2: Yes. I will do all I can to make it so.

    FTE #1: What will I get if it isn't done by Friday?

    FTE #2: A guarantee for the following Wednesday.

    Caption: Personal guarantees are about commitment, not compensation.