One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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i guarantee it

i guarantee it

original publish date: 26th August, 2011

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transcript

FTE #1: Can you guarantee me that it will be done by Friday?

FTE #2: Yes. I will do all I can to make it so.

FTE #1: What will I get if it isn't done by Friday?

FTE #2: A guarantee for the following Wednesday.

Caption: Personal guarantees are about commitment, not compensation.