One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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has it really come to this

has it really come to this

original publish date: 27th November, 2011

decades on …

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transcript

FTE #1: Overt.Con a I've 00st heard we've now put an annual quota on the number of pens each person can be allocated.

FTE #2: Apparently our pen to headcount ratio is well above industry norm, the fact you even have someone looking at that is 50 disturbing. Is there something the company isn't telling 05 about their financial state?

FTE #1: I think they're telling 05 quite a lot… Indirectly,

Caption: Bizarre cost saving initiatives. Worth scaring the hell out of everybody?