One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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  • what sort of friend are you

    what sort of friend are you

    original publish date: 2nd March, 2012

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    transcript

    FTE #1: Overt.Con a he's a controlling, unstable and manipulative belly. I won't let ou take that job with him.

    FTE #2: It's a great move, career-wise, really, how bad could he be?

    FTE #1: I need you to give me all the copies of your resume right now. You can have them back once applications close.

    FTE #2: You're

    transcript

    FTE #1: onerT.cON a HE'S A CONTROLLING, UNSTABLE AND MANIPOLATIVE BOLLY. I WON'T LET OU TAKE THAT JOB WiTH HIM.

    FTE #2: IT’S A GREAT MOVE, CAREER-WISE, REALLY, HOW BAD COULD HE BE?

    FTE #1: I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME ALL THE COPIES OF YOUR RESUME RIGHT Now. YOU CAN HAVE THEM BACK ONCE APPLICATIONS CLOSE.

    FTE #2: YOU'RE $0 GOOD TO ME,

    Caption: Friends don’t let friends work for psychos.

    good to me,

    Caption: Friends don't let friends work for psychos.