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  • Farewell by Haiku

    Farewell by Haiku

    original publish date: 20th January, 2014

    decades on …

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    transcript

    FTE #1: S this necessary? People have excruciatingly detailed role and project histories to share, exaggerated achievements to list, new Jobs to brag about, every ex-colleague, manager and team to thank, clickés about “great opportunities” and “missing the people” to offer, overly complicated contact details to leave What else could do?

    FTE #2: Attrition rates are increasing and there's Farewell messages must no budget to upgrade only be written in Talk Example: the mail server.

    FTE #1: Fare by Hai ism

    Caption: Example Farewell by Haiku Because less is more.