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  • eternal sunshine of the technical mind

    eternal sunshine of the technical mind

    original publish date: 10th September, 2011

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    FTE: You know exactly what you're getting when you buy me.

    FTE: I'll work 24×7, no complaints.

    FTE: I'll always follow your instructions to the letter.

    FTE: I will always act logically.

    FTE: I will never need you to have the 'talk' with me.

    FTE: I don't mind if you replace me.

    Caption: The appeal of a technical career.