original publish date: 7th October, 2011
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transcript
FTE #1: You'll have to come out sooner or later.
FTE #2: Why? He's gone, and the world no longer inspires me, I'm staying right here.
FTE #1: Even if that means missing out on a new iphone 49°
On-screen text: That's cold, man.
Caption: Some people are going to need a little more care this week.