One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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  • all metrics are not created equal

    all metrics are not created equal

    original publish date: 23rd December, 2010

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    transcript

    FTE #1: How can you be more upset with us this month for failing our sales metric, when last month we failed two metrics, employee satisfaction and environmental impact?

    FTE #2: I think you'll find that balanced is oust a term.

    Caption: Balanced scorecards

    Caption: Aren't.