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  • why they wont make a decision

    why they wont make a decision

    original publish date: 2nd December, 2011

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    transcript

    FTE #1: I've put together a detailed and balanced view of the problem, but I can't get anyone to make a decision. What am I doing wrong?

    FTE #2: The more informed the decision maker is the more accountable they are for their decision, hence the reluctance to commit.

    FTE #1: So I should skew the data to get the decision I want and hope it turns out OK?

    FTE #2: We'll make a project manager out of you yet.

    Caption: Some people are incapable of making an informed decision.