original publish date: 24th January, 2011
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transcript
FTE #1: I need to return this employee you sold me. It doesn't work properly.
FTE #2: Um sorry, you've had it for over 3 months, the warranty has expired.
FTE #1: It took me almost that long to get it started!
FTE #2: The best I can do is a good deal on a new one.
Caption: Why everybody is unhappy.