original publish date: 17th August, 2010
decades on …
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transcript
FTE #1: You know how you're always telling me stories about all the things you've done in previous roles?
FTE #2: S, what about it?
FTE #1: Well, I've added them all together, and found you must be at least 120 years old.
Caption: If you were that good, what happened?