original publish date: 20th January, 2014
decades on …
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FTE #1: S this necessary? People have excruciatingly detailed role and orqiect histories to share, exaggerated achievements TO list, new jobs to brag about, every ex-colleague, manager and team to thank, clickés about "great opportunities" and "missing the people" to offer, overly complicated contact details to leave…
FTE #4: What else could I do? Attrition rates are increasing and there's no budget to upgrade the mail server.
FTE #2: NOTICE FOR ALL DEPARTING STAFF. Farewell messages must only be written in Haiku
FTE #3: Farewell messages Always too long. Simply put? Thank you. Time well spent.
Caption: Farewell by Haiku. Because less is more.