One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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  • cant budge it

    cant budge it

    original publish date: 6th August, 2011

    decades on …

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    transcript

    FTE #1: Boss, you'll need to increase my budget if you want me to provide that super-critical new function.

    FTE #2: How about you use the budgets of your existing non-critical functions and then have a go at bribing me with those instead?

    Caption: Budgets. People forget they're transferable.