One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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Tag: performance

  • ring your mother instead

    ring your mother instead

    ring your mother instead

    original publish date: 15th January, 2011

    decades on …

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    transcript

    FTE #1: I need an honest and objective assessment of my performance. Please don't hold anything back.

    FTE #2: I think your incessant need for validation impacts not only your work but also the work of those around you.

    FTE #1: Interesting. Could we meet tomorrow to work through that in more detail?

    FTE #2: It's highly unlikely.

    Caption: I've checked my to-do list and your insecurities aren't on it.