• oh, how the grass was greener

    original publish date: 26th May, 2010

    decades on …

    Passive-aggressive nostalgia is not the flex you think it is.

    And yes, I’m aware I’m too old to use “flex”.

    transcript

    FTE #1: Where I used to work, we never had these problems. Everyone just knew what they had to do and it all went like clockwork.

    FTE #2: I can’t imagine they miss you as much as you miss them.

    Caption: The more you rave about how good your previous employer was the more stupid you look for leaving.