putting the con in conference

original publish date: 2nd February, 2010

decades on …

It’s been a while since I’ve troubled a conference door. Can’t say I miss them much.

transcript

Firefighter’s Conference ’10

Presenter: The so-called ‘skill shortage’ is a myth. Our research shows over 40% of 5-year-old boys have fireman in their top 5 career choices.

Audience #1: he’s kidding, right?

Audience #2:

Caption: At some conferences, alcohol poisoning is much more likely than real insight.