One FTE – impressions of a corporate life

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going into bat for you

going into bat for you

original publish date: 7th March, 2011

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transcript

FTE #1: I'll approve the raise, as soon as you admit: (a) you are incapable of selling the benefits of non-monetary rewards to your staff, (b) you've placed the company at risk by making 05 reliant on a single employee, and (c) your department is still too inefficient to start reducing headcount, I find it hard to look at myself in the mirror,

Caption: What your boss has to do to get you a raise.