original publish date: 19th December, 2010
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transcript
FTE #1: Before I let you go ahead. I need you to personally guarantee this will work.
FTE #2: There's dozens of variables out of my control, of course I can't guarantee it.
FTE #1: You'd give a guarantee if you were committed.
FTE #2: Anyone who gives you a guarantee should be committed.
Caption: If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.