original publish date: 2nd January, 2010
decades on …
Can’t believe I publicly debunked Santa.
All those 5-year old OneFTE fans. Their Christmases ruined, forever.
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Santa: 95% of toys delivered before sunrise, 98% accuracy on naughty/nice lists again this year, and 8% more toys survived the first day. Anyone take any learnings from this year?
Elf #1: Rudolph needs a succession plan.
Elf #2: Maybe we should extend our outsourcing to parents beyond the existing procurement and logistics?