{"id":94,"date":"2026-01-13T13:42:43","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T03:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=94"},"modified":"2026-02-26T09:00:30","modified_gmt":"2026-02-25T23:00:30","slug":"luddites-lament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"luddites lament"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"487\" height=\"613\" src=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/2009-12-31-Luddites-Lament.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-95\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/2009-12-31-Luddites-Lament.png 487w, https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/2009-12-31-Luddites-Lament-238x300.png 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>original publish date: 31st December, 2009<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">decades on &#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Sadly, I now find myself, on occasion, closer to the guy on the right (PowerPoint master slide templates, I&#8217;m looking at you), but hopefully the robots will take over before I have to debase myself and ask for help.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">transcript<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>FTE #1: <em>Could you do it for me? Computers and I don&#8217;t really get along. Guess I can&#8217;t be good at everything right? ha ha<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>FTE #2: <em>This won&#8217;t be funny 10 years from now when you&#8217;re starving to death trying to figure out how self-serve checkouts work.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Closing caption: Learn. Ignorance is not endearing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>original publish date: 31st December, 2009 decades on &#8230; Sadly, I now find myself, on occasion, closer to the guy on the right (PowerPoint master slide templates, I&#8217;m looking at you), but hopefully the robots will take over before I have to debase myself and ask for help. transcript FTE #1: Could you do it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[10,17],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic","tag-capability","tag-technology"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>luddites lament - One FTE - impressions of a corporate life<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=94\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"luddites lament - One FTE - impressions of a corporate life\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"original publish date: 31st December, 2009 decades on &#8230; 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