{"id":582,"date":"2026-04-05T11:41:11","date_gmt":"2026-04-05T01:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=582"},"modified":"2026-04-05T11:41:12","modified_gmt":"2026-04-05T01:41:12","slug":"everybody-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=582","title":{"rendered":"everybody lies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"487\" height=\"613\" src=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/2010-04-24-Everybody-Lies.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/2010-04-24-Everybody-Lies.png 487w, https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/2010-04-24-Everybody-Lies-238x300.png 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>original publish date: 24th April, 2010<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">decades on &#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>This is why recruitment processes are so difficult. 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