{"id":423,"date":"2026-03-08T13:14:06","date_gmt":"2026-03-08T03:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=423"},"modified":"2026-03-08T13:32:38","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T03:32:38","slug":"exit-stage-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"exit, stage left"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"487\" height=\"613\" src=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2010-03-12-Exit-Stage-Left.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2010-03-12-Exit-Stage-Left.png 487w, https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2010-03-12-Exit-Stage-Left-238x300.png 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>original publish date: 12th March, 2010<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">decades on &#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>This is still the best plan. Resist the urge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">transcript<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Manager: <em>Can I ask why you&#8217;re leaving?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leaver: <em>Unfortunately, I just couldn&#8217;t pass up this amazing opportunity.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Manager: <em>Are you just saying that to keep us happy?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Leaver: <em>No, of course not, it&#8217;s been \u2026 great.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Caption: Exit interviews. When your rational need to not burn bridges only just outweighs your desire to give honest feedback.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>original publish date: 12th March, 2010 decades on &#8230; This is still the best plan. Resist the urge. transcript Manager: Can I ask why you&#8217;re leaving? Leaver: Unfortunately, I just couldn&#8217;t pass up this amazing opportunity. Manager: Are you just saying that to keep us happy? Leaver: No, of course not, it&#8217;s been \u2026 great. 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