{"id":340,"date":"2026-02-26T16:15:43","date_gmt":"2026-02-26T06:15:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=340"},"modified":"2026-02-26T16:15:44","modified_gmt":"2026-02-26T06:15:44","slug":"welcome-to-corporate-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=340","title":{"rendered":"welcome to corporate life"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"487\" height=\"613\" src=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/2010-02-20-Welcome-to-Corporate-Life.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/2010-02-20-Welcome-to-Corporate-Life.png 487w, https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/2010-02-20-Welcome-to-Corporate-Life-238x300.png 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>original publish date: 20th February, 2010<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">decades on &#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>An older and wiser me has a little more sympathy for the poor kid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Business degrees have always marketed themselves like CEO apprenticeships, so I&#8217;m not sure why we were at all surprised that this was the outcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">transcript<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Elder: <em>You need to understand that it takes longer than 3 years to become CEO.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Graduate: <em>I&#8217;m so disillusioned.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Caption: Graduate Program: Day #1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>original publish date: 20th February, 2010 decades on &#8230; An older and wiser me has a little more sympathy for the poor kid. 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