{"id":1509,"date":"2010-09-20T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2026-07-17T15:40:09","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T05:40:09","slug":"hey-arent-i-the-customer-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=1509","title":{"rendered":"hey arent i the customer here"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2010-09-20-hey-arent-i-the-customer-here.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"487\" height=\"613\" src=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2010-09-20-hey-arent-i-the-customer-here.png\" alt=\"hey arent i the customer here\" class=\"wp-image-846\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2010-09-20-hey-arent-i-the-customer-here.png 487w, https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/2010-09-20-hey-arent-i-the-customer-here-238x300.png 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">original publish date: 20th September, 2010<\/p><h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">decades on \u2026<\/h2><p class=\"onefte-placeholder wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Commentary coming soon.<\/em><\/p><details class=\"wp-block-details is-layout-flow wp-block-details-is-layout-flow\"><summary>transcript<\/summary><p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">FTE #1: Ch we skip the inane vision statement. 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