{"id":100,"date":"2026-01-13T19:20:46","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T09:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=100"},"modified":"2026-02-26T09:00:52","modified_gmt":"2026-02-25T23:00:52","slug":"all-i-want-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/onefte.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"all I want for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"487\" height=\"613\" src=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/2010-01-02-All-I-Want-For-Christmas.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/2010-01-02-All-I-Want-For-Christmas.png 487w, https:\/\/onefte.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/2010-01-02-All-I-Want-For-Christmas-238x300.png 238w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">original publish date: 2nd January, 2010<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">decades on &#8230;<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can&#8217;t believe I publicly debunked Santa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All those 5-year old OneFTE fans. Their Christmases ruined, forever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">transcript<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Santa: <em>95% of toys delivered before sunrise, 98% accuracy on naughty\/nice lists again this year, and 8% more toys survived the first day. Anyone take any learnings from this year?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elf #1: <em>Rudolph needs a succession plan.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Elf #2: <em>Maybe we should extend our outsourcing to parents beyond the existing procurement and logistics?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>original publish date: 2nd January, 2010 decades on &#8230; Can&#8217;t believe I publicly debunked Santa. All those 5-year old OneFTE fans. 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