original publish date: 31st December, 2009

decades on …
Sadly, I now find myself, on occasion, closer to the guy on the right (PowerPoint master slide templates, I’m looking at you), but hopefully the robots will take over before I have to debase myself and ask for help.
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FTE #1: Could you do it for me? Computers and I don’t really get along. Guess I can’t be good at everything right? ha ha
FTE #2: This won’t be funny 10 years from now when you’re starving to death trying to figure out how self-serve checkouts work.
Closing caption: Learn. Ignorance is not endearing.