original publish date: January 9th, 2010
decades on …
Ahh, the old credit asymmetry thing.
I’ll never forget the time we (finally) stabilised one of the core systems and Sales missed their KPIs. Turns out they were over-claiming the impact of the outages on their results.
Sometimes, you just can’t win.
Oh, and your lost files were an accident. Promise.
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Always say …
We fell $2 million short of target this year due to unstable IT systems
Never say …
IT should take some of the credit for our performance this year
Caption: Why they delete your files on purpose.