original publish date: 9th February, 2010
decades on …
And the sport is … lawn bowls. But you knew that already, right?
transcript
Presenter: And every time you step on that mat, just remember to relax, keep your head down, and you’ll get the resting toucher you so deserve.
Audience #1: What is the old man talking about?
Audience #2: It’s not football, that’s for sure.
Caption: Sporting analogies only work when people know what sport you’re talking about.