title: Is human resources an oxymoron?
scene: meeting
#0404: to make it in business you need to understand that people are just resources, like cash or computers.
#7733: So I'm guessing you've had trouble buying a laptop because of your reputation for being really tough
on your previous ones? Or possibly a server stopped performing because you were openly discussing moving its processes to the cloud? Or perhaps there's a smartphone out there that won't take your calls?
#0404: This is why I prefer email.
Caption: Humans as resources?
We should be so lucky.