1.00 FTE - If they’re not churning, you’re not earning.

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Title: If they're not churning, you're not earning.
Scene: Boss presenting to his team.
#0404 (Boss) “We need to reduce headcount so I’ve stopped recruitment against any roles that are currently vacant."
Audience #1: “are you suggesting that the currently vacant roles are coincidently the roles we least need?"
Audience #2: “or Are you thinking that ALL the potential new hires are Somehow destined to be our poorest performers?"
Caption: Using attrition to reduce headcount. Tell me this makes sense. I dare you.

If they’re not churning, you’re not earning.

If they’re not churning, you’re not earning.

By stuart on March 13th, 2010

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1. Jeff Hajek: @TimALeanJourney @onefte Funny how sometimes "change" looks just like the old way
  
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