Title: Ritchie's Law
Scene: Four profiles of men at the urinal, each one with their head closer to the toilet wall.
Inner-Title: After Work Drinks Survival tip #1. Let Ritchie’s Law guide you home.
Profile #1: Phase I "Early Days"
Profile #2: Phase II "Helping Hand"
Profile #3: Phase III "Friendly Forearm"
Profile #4: Phase IV "Taxi Time"
Caption: Ritchie’s Law. Intoxication levels are inversely proportional to the distance between your head and the toilet wall.